Only in Florida: Middle Aged Twins Melee Over Massage Toy in Manatee

Move over Cain and Abel.

It was a battle royale over a boyfriend and a sex toy between twin sisters in Florida that left one sibling bloodied and crying for help and the other in handcuffs and later, the hoosegow.

According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, on Sunday, December 7, an argument between 48-year-old twins Heidi Marie Creamer and Holly Ryan Creamer (their real names) turned physical when Heidi punched Holly in the face and then proceeded to punch, scratch and pull her sister's hair while she struggled on the floor. Heidi then locked Holly out of the apartment, which sent the battered sister to a third floor balcony where she began yelling at the neighbors to call 911.

When police arrived on the scene, Officer Angel Buxeda found Holly on her balcony with blood on her face. Buxeda then restrained Heidi with handcuffs and placed her in the patrol car while he waited for back up. After asking her if she understood the Miranda Rights that were read to her, Heidi began screaming that she was fighting with her sister Holly over a vibrator and her boyfriend.

Creamer was then taken to the county jail where she was charged with domestic battery.

Sunday's incident wasn't the first time that Holly dropped the dime on sister Heidi. According to sheriff's documents published by the Herald Tribune, in February 2011, Holly requested assistance having Heidi removed from her residence. Intoxicated but unwilling to submit to a breathalyzer test, Heidi was taken into protective custody and transported to a local hospital.

According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, Heidi has seven prior arrests for various offenses including battery, drug possession, DUI and violating probation.